Of course, not forgetting Moulin Rouge! I love the show, I love the soundtracks. I would love to watch a real cabaret… Hell! It is €99!!!! Of course, I couldn’t bare to part with so much money to see some girls dancing. I can better keep that money and watch myself in the bathroom.

But anyway, Moulin Rouge was a disappointment. In fact the whole district was a disappointment. The red-light district is nothing as compared to Amsterdam’s and every little sexual thing was well hidden, out of sight from people. So, you have to really search for it. And yeah, sex toys are so much more expensive here than in Amsterdam. And they have only a small pathetic range of stuff. I thought Paris is supposed to be a sexy city… maybe it is not so sexy afterall. Come to Amsterdam! Let your jaws fall and your eyes pop out of its socket!

I saw someone stripping here…

Ok, everybody LISTEN UP! If you want to yawn, dig your ass, or nose, please look around first and make sure nobody is looking…. You might just get yourself photographed by me and posted onto the web!